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02-08-2012 Hogspore Community News Somewhere up or down out on the main highway, depending on whether you’re coming or going. Valentines Day is acoming next Tuesday. If you ain’t bought something for your sweetheart you best get started. If I buy something in the last minute, even if it’s something real nice, Punkin can smell if it was bought on Valentines Day morning. The candy ain’t as sweet and the flowers don’t carry the fragrance they should if they was a last minute item. One more piece of advice: If you take your darling out to a nice Fancy Dan restaurant for Valentines supper, don’t use a coupon. Morton Trubletoof let on that his nephew Norton was visiting him on his farm for 2 weeks. Looks like Norton has about the same smarts as Morton. Stupidity don’t run in the family as much as it just crawls through. Morton asked Norton to grab a chicken from the back yard and dispatch it for supper. Norton says, “Uncle Morton, I don’t know how to kill a chicken.” Morton says, “You just wring her neck till she don’t squawk no more.” Morton checked back on Norton a couple of hours later. “Norton, You got that hen snuffed and plucked?” Norton was sitting out back on the stoop with a cell phone. “No Sir, I ain’t put her away yet.” Morton asked, “Didn’t you try to wring her neck like I told you?” “Uncle Morton, I don’t even know the bird’s phone number.” We had us a TV talent scout come through town last week looking for cast members for a new show. It fell through cause it turns out that the Hogspore townfolk all get along with each other. Looks like there’s not gonna be The Housewives of Hogspore. By Clet Litter as told to Bob Simpson at WWW.Hogspore.com |
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