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1st Place - Robert Simpson - The Polk County Pulse
for his bizarre and unsettling dispatches from a mythical town called “Hogspore.”
Hogspore is exactly like Lake Wobegon if Lake Wobegon were much further south and
featured a menagerie of tragicomic blue-collar characters like Morton Trubletoof, who
is “so stupid he could cross-thread a nail” and has yet to divine why his mail order sand
spur business fails to prosper.    June 2008
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